Of infants and coeds

Perhaps the only time in a child's life that they need more crap to survive besides infancy is college.

Up the stairs,
down the stairs,
pack,
repack.
Why is it raining?
Do we really need this?
Toss it or keep it?
Storage or not?
Next year we need to remember to bring this...
Why did we pack this?
Can we fit it?
Be careful with that.
Is this clean?
Just shove it in there.
OK let's go.